Sanguinis Est Reatus

unfierce:

have you ever just hated your life so much you sat in your bed and was just like “shit man”

edsheerqueer:

what if u got harassed by ur poop every time u go to the bathroom like all of a sudden u hear someone swearing at u in this rly deep voice and so u look around but u finally notice its ur poop But its like a thug poop and its givin u all this crap about poopin it out so u flush him away and all ur stress and worries are gone

shan-francisco:

Bill Nye opens his mailbox

“BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL” he shouts as he flips through his many house payments due at the end of the month 

inbox:

inbox:

inbox:

inbox:

inbox:

knock knock

whos there

may I come in?

may I come in who?

may i come in you

forever-and-alwayss:

that bag ! <3

forever-and-alwayss:

that bag ! <3